Tina, here. Too bad you can't bring a flask into most dressing rooms. A glass of wine seems a bit classier, but, still, not legal in most retail establishments. Or wise. No telling what you'd end up buying. Then you'd have to deal with not only ETS (Emotionally Traumatic Shopping), but PTSD, and buyer's remorse [...]

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